Quiktrip Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" by James Cameron and "My Life" by Bill Clinton.One student turned in the following book report,With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.Titanic:..... Cost - $29.99Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99Titanic:...... Over 3 hours to readClinton :.... Over 3 hours to readTitanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined..Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.Clinton :..... Let's not go there.Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.Titanic:...... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.Clinton :..... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing Robert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ted Y Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 9/10A pretty good belly laugher at the end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scratch Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Nice!!! A+ on the book report Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert and Elizabeth Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 That's a good one!!!10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest racingchester Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 To bad its true....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 8.5/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 10/10 for this line alone."Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing" :smilelol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest 7 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 10/10 for this line alone."Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing" :smilelol That's Funny LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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