Quiktrip Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" by James Cameron and "My Life" by Bill Clinton.One student turned in the following book report,With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.Titanic:..... Cost - $29.99Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99Titanic:...... Over 3 hours to readClinton :.... Over 3 hours to readTitanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined..Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.Clinton :..... Let's not go there.Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.Titanic:...... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.Clinton :..... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing Robert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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