Quiktrip Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take off his pants, then Aunt Jane..." At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take off his pants, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army." Mommy fainted! Robert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eddie44 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Didn't see that one coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I liked that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 That's a good one. 7/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert and Elizabeth Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Good one! 8/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarAB13 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 9/10 You gotta luv little Johnny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dvl4evr Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 9/10. EXCELLENT!Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Good one! Didn't expect that ending. Damn Little Johnny....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICULUKN Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 great ending... 9/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 7 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 That's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Tony, we just get a list of stuff when we click your link. No Little Johnny............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grayeagle Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 ROFL!!*nice*-Frank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Hi Frank! How you doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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