jstrutt Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Two blind pilots were both wearing dark glasses. One is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, 'Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert and Elizabeth Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 eh, I'll give that 5/10 my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 I'll have to give him a 7, I actually chuckled a little on that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 5/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted January 9, 2008 Author Share Posted January 9, 2008 What the hell is this....................a rating board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devryn Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 3/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICULUKN Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 not bad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 What the hell is this....................a rating board? Keep posting mediocre jokes and they will keep rating them. BTW - 5/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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