jstrutt Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 A lady walks in to a high class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a sales man standing right behind her.Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scratch Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 didn't you post this a couple of weeks ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted January 6, 2008 Author Share Posted January 6, 2008 I don't think so.............but then again, my brain could be frozen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 5/10better young student, but you still have much to learn. A Guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead. Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for him if he drove her. The guy says ok and the girl takes off all her clothes. The boyfriend is so busy looking at her that he stops the car and gets stuck between the steering wheel and the seat. He tells her to go get help and she replied that she couldent because she didnt have any clothes on. He replies, "Take my shoe and cover your crotch with it, and go for help"She takes the shoe and runs to the closest gas station. She finds the clerk and says, "Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?" The clerk replies, "I'm sorry, I think he's too far in." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert and Elizabeth Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Cahd, I'll give you a 7/10 for that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted January 6, 2008 Author Share Posted January 6, 2008 Good one Chad, but older then dirt......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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