Robert and Elizabeth Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 The other night a girl was invitied out for a get together with the girls. She promised her husband that she would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the Stoli's went down way too easy. About 3am, she was loaded and headed for home. Just as she got inside the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. She realized her husband would probably wake up so she "cuckooed" another nine times. She was very proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution thus avoiding a possible conflict.The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in. She said "midnight". He did not seem to be upset at all. She was relieved that she had gotton away with that one. Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." "Why" she asked? "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, said Oh sh*t, then cuckooed four more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times, giggles, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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