Desertdawg Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 TERROR ALERT IN FRANCEParis, July 15, 2005- AP and UPI reported that the French government has raised its terror alert level from RUN to HIDE on their four level danger scale. The two higher French danger levels are COLLABORATE and SURRENDER.According to informed sources, the rise was precipitated by a suspicious fire yesterday which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing its military. In light of the recent attacks in London, it is widely anticipated that the terror alert will be elevated to the third level before the weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeery Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 What level is "Bend over and take it in the ass" ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ricmin Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Well, there is enough Americans over there now for the bike race that we can be back a third invasion for them. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sidewinder Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 I hope the french fry factory wasn't hurt in the fire!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Poly Vu hum-ma hum-ma, not ze fry factory. Dat vill only leave us with ze toast factory! With only toast left we need ze USA again for they have ze syrup for ze toast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XLR8TNC5 Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Poly Vu hum-ma hum-ma, not ze fry factory. Dat vill only leave us with ze toast factory! With only toast left we need ze USA again for they have ze syrup for ze toast! HOLY CRAP!!!! Did anyone else reading Smitty's post actually read it out loud, just to hear yourself sound like a fruitloop? LMAO!!! I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted July 23, 2005 Author Share Posted July 23, 2005 No Tanya, I think your the only one that did that, Now practice it some more for the next cruise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sidewinder Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 WEE WEE (I had 12 beers, breakin the seal) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 WEE WEE (I had 12 beers, breakin the seal) With 12 beers, maybe you can help the Frenchies put out that fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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