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The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

1. 50° Fahrenheit (10° C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians plant gardens.

2. 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) Italian Cars won’t start Canadians drive with the windows down

3. 32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C) American water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.

4. 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians

have the last cookout of the season.

5. -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

6. -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their earflaps.

7. -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) Ethyl alcohol Freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.

8. -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying “Cold, eh?”

9. -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

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