Scratch Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart1. 50° Fahrenheit (10° C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians plant gardens.2. 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) Italian Cars won’t start Canadians drive with the windows down3. 32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C) American water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.4. 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadianshave the last cookout of the season.5. -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.6. -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their earflaps.7. -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) Ethyl alcohol Freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.8. -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying “Cold, eh?”9. -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Exactly right Tony. Number 9 is so close to the truth it's amazing. The Penquins are really all Canadians too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 That one had me rolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grayeagle Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 I miss the Great White North eh?-Frank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert and Elizabeth Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 That's pretty funny eh?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 When I see John's pic. I think of these guyshttp://www.trailerparkboys.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sidewinder Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZbygmWKpP8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZbygmWKpP8lol "this water bong is soo smooth....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 When I see John's pic. I think of these guyshttp://www.trailerparkboys.comChad, they live next door. Now I know why the store is always short of meat......... By the way, your twin brother bubble says "hi eh". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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