Quiktrip Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving athim.She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where heknows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think that you're the father of one of mykids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithfulto his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.' Ooops!! Robert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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