Fri. Joke

[Quiktrip]

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at

him.

She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he

knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think that you're the father of one of my

kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful

to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party

that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while

your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

Ooops!! Robert

[roneva]

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at

him.

She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he

knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think that you're the father of one of my

kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful

to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party

that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while

your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

Ooops!! Robert

Good one Robert!

[jstrutt]

There goes another keyboard and pair of shorts........

[Robert and Elizabeth]

Coffee spewwwwwwwww!!!!!

[1EvilC5]

Ouch that one must of hurt after he heard the teacher comment.

That almost sounds like a Southwest Airlines commercial...Want to get away?

[MOTV8]

Hmmmm.....wet celery, eh?

LMAO! Great joke Robert!

[1EVLC7]

Hmmmm.....wet celery, eh?

Kinky!