Bob Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 If you're having problems with the wife, ask her the answers to these riddles. My wife did not find them humorous, go figure?? Ladies, please feel free to retaliate with man jokes......Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?A: None.....it should be open when she brings it to us!Q: Why don't men buy women watches?A: There's a clock on the STOVE!!!Good one I heard recently.......A man comes home and sees his wife packing her suitcase. He asks "wwhere are you going?". She says, "Australia....I hear women make $400 a night there for what I do here all year for free". Man shrugs and walks away. Fifteen minutes later the woman is leaving and notices that the man is now packing his suitcase. She asks "So where are YOU going"? He says, "I'm going with you, I want to see how you can survive on $800 a year......"Ladies...I hope you know I'm kidding. Just thought these were cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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