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Bob

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If you're having problems with the wife, ask her the answers to these riddles. My wife did not find them humorous, go figure?? Ladies, please feel free to retaliate with man jokes......

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None.....it should be open when she brings it to us!

Q: Why don't men buy women watches?

A: There's a clock on the STOVE!!!

Good one I heard recently.......

A man comes home and sees his wife packing her suitcase. He asks "wwhere are you going?". She says, "Australia....I hear women make $400 a night there for what I do here all year for free". Man shrugs and walks away. Fifteen minutes later the woman is leaving and notices that the man is now packing his suitcase. She asks "So where are YOU going"? He says, "I'm going with you, I want to see how you can survive on $800 a year......"

Ladies...I hope you know I'm kidding. Just thought these were cute! :wub

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Do you know why god created women?

..because sheep cant cook.

do you know why wedding dresses are white?

... you want your dishwasher to match your stove.

For the women

Why did god create men?

... because vibrators cant mow the lawn.

what the that usless peice of skin that surrounds the penis called?

..the guy

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Oh, you guys are funny.... And in so much trouble!!!! :bang

Just wait until I read these to my wife tomorrow... :bolt:

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Oh, you guys are funny.... And in so much trouble!!!! :bang

Just wait until I read these to my wife tomorrow... :bolt:

How'd you fare Dwayne? Still out on the porch?? :lol

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