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:andrew: A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside,

he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and

ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed

the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and

goes into the bathroom. :crazy

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,

"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!

He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman

in years. :( I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't

resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. :yesnod Satisfy him no

matter how much he nauseates you. :U This guy is obviously very

dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong,

honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering

in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, :jd and asked

if we had any Vaseline. :eek:willy I told him it was in the bathroom. Be

strong honey. :boxing I love you, too."



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haha...I e-mailed that to everybody at work.

So thats how all those forwards get started.....

Good one Ed :thumbs

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