Wednesday's Funny

[1EVLC7]

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside,

he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and

ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed

the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and

goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,

"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!

He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman

in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't

resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no

matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very

dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong,

honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering

in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked

if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be

strong honey. I love you, too."

[Robert and Elizabeth]

Ed, your one sick puppy (but I like it)!!

[Guest 2006vette]

haha...I e-mailed that to everybody at work.

[Desertdawg]

haha...I e-mailed that to everybody at work.

So thats how all those forwards get started.....

Good one Ed

[P51tj]

I'm safe, I'm not cute!!!

[Bigfoot]

I'm safe, I'm not cute!!!

Same here.