Desertdawg Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Water vs Wine Newest health information:It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 gallon of water eachday, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 pound ofEscherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.In other words, we are consuming 1 pound of Poo. However, we do not run thatrisk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) becausealcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filteringand/or fermenting.WATER = PooWINE = HEALTHErgo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted August 21, 2007 Author Share Posted August 21, 2007 True Story from Houston Medical CenterA man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.According to the attending Nurse , the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.I don't know what's worse:1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted August 21, 2007 Author Share Posted August 21, 2007 Thought for the dayHandle every situation like a dogIf you can't Eat it or Screw it. Piss on it and Walk Away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 True Story from Houston Medical CenterA man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.According to the attending Nurse , the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.I don't know what's worse:1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.Must be an old guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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