Desertdawg Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who run in front of car get tired.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who run behind car get exhausted.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Foolish man give wife grand piano,wise man give wife upright organ.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who walk through airport turnstilesideways going to Bangkok.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man with one chopstick go hungry.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who scratch assshould not bite fingernails.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who eat many prunesget good run for money.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Baseball is wrong:man with four balls cannot walk.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Panties not best thing on earth!But next to best thing on earth.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*War does not determine who is right,War determine who is left.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Wife who put husband in doghousesoon find him in cat house.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who fight with wife all dayget no piece at night.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*It take many nails to build crib,but one screw to fill it.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who drive like hell,bound to get there.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who live in glass houseshould change clothes in basement.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who fish in other man's welloften catch crabs.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who fart in church sit in own pew.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Crowded elevator smell different to midget.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Y Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 You are up way too late, my friend... Ooops, me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Crowded elevator smell different to midget.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Wonder why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Man who has sex on grass has Peice on Earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Woman who slide down banister backwards, cracks up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert and Elizabeth Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Cute you guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kens06 Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Crowded elevator smell different to midget.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*I made it all the way to this one.Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya, ya heard it, yada yada yaha..........Then the beer out the nose to keep from spitting it all over the monitor, LAUGH...........I see a new section in the future!!Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger. Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache. Girl who do back spring on bedspring have offspring next spring. Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self. Honeymoon over when man who whispered sweet nothings before now say nothing sweet. Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands. Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus. Man who eat jellybean relieve self in technicolor. Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants! Man who sit on tack get point! A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability. He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep. Eunuch not strange creature, just man cut out to be bachelor. Man who dream of eating giant mushroom---wake up with no pillow. Butcher who backs into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders. Chemist who fall in acid, absorbed in work. Man do not mind bust in mouth if provided by beautiful voluptuous lady. Man become old when he watch food instead of waitress. Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn. Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time. Man trapped in pantry have himself in jam. Women take to good hearted men. Also from. Man who shoot off mouth, expect to lose face. Man with big mouth, beware of foot. House without bathroom, uncanny. Man who throw dirt, losing ground. Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn Do not drink and park, accidents cause people. Man who crosses ocean twice without washing, is a dirty double crosser. He who have last laugh, not get joke. Man who throw away watch, wasting time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie44 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Woman who flies upside down have big hairy crack-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nort99 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 John you are not going to handle retirement well. You have to much time on your hands now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Mike So I'll get Karen to buy me a couple more Vettes with computers in 'em Now no funny stuff, she just nodded off again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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