Marana Rich Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 The Red Corvette A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Red Corvette convertible out of the dealership.Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left."Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal to the metal even more.Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring."I can get away from him. No problem!" Thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph.Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!"He then pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up.Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Buwhahahahahahahahhahahahhaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nort99 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Yep that is always a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 My first wife was a cop and she ran off with a cop. It left me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert and Elizabeth Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 The Red Corvette A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Red Corvette convertible out of the dealership.Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left."Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal to the metal even more.Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring."I can get away from him. No problem!" Thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph.Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!"He then pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up.Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.I wonder, is this a true story???? It is really funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie44 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 The Red Corvette A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Red Corvette convertible out of the dealership.Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left."Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal to the metal even more.Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring."I can get away from him. No problem!" Thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph.Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!"He then pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up.Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.I wonder, is this a true story???? It is really funny!! If it is true it happened a long time ago cause I heard the story back in the 70's when I got into LE. Still funny though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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