ICULUKN Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired Marine, and asked, "Honey, do you remember this?" He looked up from his newspaper and said; "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married." She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?" He nodded and said "Yes dear, I said; Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out." She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?" He looked her up and down and said; "Mission Accomplished." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 huuu raahhhh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nort99 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Oh my, I likeeeeee. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marana Rich Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Well, not all Marines are that dumb. In my eyes she looks just like the day we met. :D :D Also, I have spent enough time in the hospital, don't need any unnecessary visits. And we have only made it to 40 years though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scratch Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkeye Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 This old Marine loves his wife more than ever before and for 38 years.Hawkeye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tacobuilder Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Nobody thinks like a Marine...Semper Fi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Marines think? I thought they were told everything...no independent thought. j/k...no flames needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grayeagle Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Army falls back to regroup.Marines figure one round, one kill.When they're outta rounds, they'll look for more.USAF kills by the acre.Navy .. well ..someone's gotta drive the boats, yanno?-evil grin--Frank (just my impression from meetin all the types) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marana Rich Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Army falls back to regroup.Marines figure one round, one kill.When they're outta rounds, they'll look for more.USAF kills by the acre.Navy .. well ..someone's gotta drive the boats, yanno?-evil grin--Frank (just my impression from meetin all the types) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nort99 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Army falls back to regroup.Marines figure one round, one kill.When they're outta rounds, they'll look for more.USAF kills by the acre.Navy .. well ..someone's gotta drive the boats, yanno?-evil grin--Frank (just my impression from meetin all the types) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert and Elizabeth Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Well, at least he was honest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marana Rich Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room."What are you doing?" she asked."I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered."But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed."This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained."Love dress? But you're naked!""Mike loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me." The mother-in-law left.When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.Finally, her husband, retired Air Force, came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively."What are you doing?" he asked."This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually."Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?CHANCES ARE...... HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nort99 Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room."What are you doing?" she asked."I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered."But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed."This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained."Love dress? But you're naked!""Mike loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me." The mother-in-law left.When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.Finally, her husband, retired Air Force, came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively."What are you doing?" he asked."This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually."Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?CHANCES ARE...... HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOTOh ya love this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VetteTax Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 'dats a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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