Dear Abby

[Desertdawg]

Why letters from men don't show up in the Dear Abby column.

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what

could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs.. Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My

wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently - although when I

ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't

know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always

walks down the street.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep

down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out

again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motor cycle next to the

garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole

street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that

the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the

dealer?

signed:

Worried Sick

[Bigfoot]

[P51tj]

Dudes and their priorities!!!

[Robert and Elizabeth]

Dudes and their priorities!!!

That is so Robert!

[jstrutt]