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:withstupid The wife left this by the computer this morning........ :cfdeadagain

Spring Classes for Men at the 55Plus Center - Phoenix AZ

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Sunday, April 29, 2007

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3

The Toilet Seat - Up or Down? Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub--Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6

Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7

Learning How To Find Things--Looking In The Right Places, and Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum.

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8

Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Three nights: Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM. Location to be determined.

Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturdays at noon, 2 hours.

Class 11

Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing.

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13

Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries & Other Important Dates, and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Three nights: Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14

The Stove/Oven--What It Is, and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. :toetap

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Basically means, she needs the rules explained one more time...

otherwise, you need to subscribe to this :lol

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Class 3

The Toilet Seat - Up or Down? Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub--Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

I'll NEVER understand the rational for this class. They have an arm and hand just like I do, I have to lift it up, they can put it down. I've heard it has something to do with in the dark they can't see. Hmmmmm...As long as they have the optional eye's like me, use them just like I do. WTF? :leaving

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Class 3

The Toilet Seat - Up or Down? Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub--Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

I'll NEVER understand the rational for this class. They have an arm and hand just like I do, I have to lift it up, they can put it down. I've heard it has something to do with in the dark they can't see. Hmmmmm...As long as they have the optional eye's like me, use them just like I do. WTF? :leaving

Not to mention, I have lights in every room in the house.

Now, if they had a class on bladder stretching for women, that would also solve the issue.

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Basically means, she needs the rules explained one more time...

otherwise, you need to subscribe to this :lol

Whipped.jpg

:clapShit. I should be writing for that mag. :lol

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LMFAO John! I almost pissed myself while laughing at that one... :thumbs

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Class 13

Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries & Other Important Dates, and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Three nights: Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

I think I need this one..... :yesnod

Does anyone know if Cerebral Shock hurts much????? :eek

Want a tip on the toilet seat one???

To get her to quit complaining, next time your done, put it down then wet your hand in the sink (if it's not already wet) and briskly sprinkle dropplets all over the seat.

When she asks why it's wet, just tell her your to lazy to put it back down, so you just left it down the whole time....

Then run for you life!

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Robert and Elizabeth

From a girl's standpoint, you guys are just aweful!!

But, I am LMAO!! :thumbs

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Dwayne thats too funny, but I'm sure the wife wouldn't think that was very funny somehow, but I may try it just because. :D

I remember a bad trick played on a female Lt. in a unisex restroom while in the AF way back when and it involved some Saran wrap...but thats a whole other story.

A VERY Dirty trick :devil ...But WAY funny! :clap I had nothing to do with it either, really. The good part was, after that, she NEVER messed with us again, EVER.

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Cerebral Shock Therapy hurts a LOT!

..but .. you wont remember it.

Or so I hear.

-Frank -evil grin-

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