roneva Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 With appologies to Dan the Tax Man.....A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin"."What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's going to be.Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checkedout diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a newstate-of-the-art method.Husband #6 ! was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. ...... God I miss him!But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!""Good," said the husband, "but, why?""You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!" Happy Tax time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nort99 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Robert and Elizabeth Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 That's cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 That's cute! That's not "CUTE"....that is HILLARIOUS!!! I especially like #10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest UVETTYA Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 I laughed out loud!! Good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICULUKN Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 great joke.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VetteTax Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 That was a good one......but hey, it's no one's business how often I screw my wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 That was a good one......it's no one's business how often I screw my wife I bet ya it's her biz to know!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest UVETTYA Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 That was a good one......but hey, it's no one's business how often I screw my wife Your neighbors say it's a couple times a month. And please close your windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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