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Happy Birthday Dwayne! :cheers

I don't care what Phil says I'm not dancing at your party! :leaving

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:drinkers HAPPY BIRTHDAY DWAYNE :drinkers Have one for all of us. If we all sing Happy Birthday to you next Saturday, will they throw us in jail? Do they have a jail? :hunter

Happy Birthday

Dianne

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You Know Dwayne is Getting Old When...

Dwayne's joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.

Dwayne's investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

Dwayne's back goes out more than you do.

Dwayne's twinkle in his eye is only the reflection of the sun on his bifocals.

Dwayne's feel like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere the night before.

Dwayne's doesent care where his wife goes, just so he doesent have to go along.

Many of Dwayne's co-workers were born the same year that he got his last promotion.

People call him at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

Dwayne's can live without sex but not without glasses.

Dwayne's looks forward to a dull evening.

The pharmacist has become Dwayne's new best friend.

There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

Dwayne's starts video taping daytime game shows.

Happy hour is a nap.

Dwayne begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."

Dwayne constantly talk about the price of gasoline.

Dwayne sings along with the elevator music.

Dwayne's wonders how he could be over the hill when he doesent remember being on top of it.

Getting lucky means he finds his car in the parking lot.

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

Dwayne gives up all his bad habits and he still doesent feel good.

His childhood toys are now in a museum.

Dwayne frequently tells people what a loaf of bread USED to cost.

Dwayne know all the answers, but nobody asks him the questions.

Dwayne's new easy chair has more options than his vette.

His little black book only contains names ending in M.D.

Dwayne has too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.

Dwayne get into a heated argument about pension plans.

"Getting a little action" means Dwayne doesnt need to take a laxative.

Dwayne buys a compass for the dash of his vette.

Dwayne takes a metal detector to the beach.

Dwayne is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.

Dwayne realize that caution is the only thing he care to exercise.

Dwayne's has more patience; but actually, it's just that he doesent give a shit any more.

Dwayne's drugs of preference are now vitamins.

Dwayne's gets propositioned by AARP.

Younger women start opening doors for Dwayne.

The highway patrol sigh or shake their heads but don't give him a ticket.

Youthful injuries return with a vengeance.

Dwayne shops for health insurance the way he shoppes for a new car.

A 'late night' now ends at 11 pm.

Dwayne learns where his prostrate is.

happpy birth day

..ya old fart

chad

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:party HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAWG! :party

Hope it is a fantastic fantastic and memorable wonderful one for you! Can't think of a better person who deserves it. We can't wait to see you next weekend and we all WILL sing you Happy Birthday if it is the last thing we do!

Later gator.

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You Know Dwayne is Getting Old When...

Dwayne's joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.

Dwayne's investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

Dwayne's back goes out more than you do.

Dwayne's twinkle in his eye is only the reflection of the sun on his bifocals.

Dwayne's feel like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere the night before.

Dwayne's doesent care where his wife goes, just so he doesent have to go along.

Many of Dwayne's co-workers were born the same year that he got his last promotion.

People call him at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

Dwayne's can live without sex but not without glasses.

Dwayne's looks forward to a dull evening.

The pharmacist has become Dwayne's new best friend.

There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

Dwayne's starts video taping daytime game shows.

Happy hour is a nap.

Dwayne begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."

Dwayne constantly talk about the price of gasoline.

Dwayne sings along with the elevator music.

Dwayne's wonders how he could be over the hill when he doesent remember being on top of it.

Getting lucky means he finds his car in the parking lot.

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

Dwayne gives up all his bad habits and he still doesent feel good.

His childhood toys are now in a museum.

Dwayne frequently tells people what a loaf of bread USED to cost.

Dwayne know all the answers, but nobody asks him the questions.

Dwayne's new easy chair has more options than his vette.

His little black book only contains names ending in M.D.

Dwayne has too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.

Dwayne get into a heated argument about pension plans.

"Getting a little action" means Dwayne doesnt need to take a laxative.

Dwayne buys a compass for the dash of his vette.

Dwayne takes a metal detector to the beach.

Dwayne is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.

Dwayne realize that caution is the only thing he care to exercise.

Dwayne's has more patience; but actually, it's just that he doesent give a shit any more.

Dwayne's drugs of preference are now vitamins.

Dwayne's gets propositioned by AARP.

Younger women start opening doors for Dwayne.

The highway patrol sigh or shake their heads but don't give him a ticket.

Youthful injuries return with a vengeance.

Dwayne shops for health insurance the way he shoppes for a new car.

A 'late night' now ends at 11 pm.

Dwayne learns where his prostrate is.

happpy birth day

..ya old fart

chad

Damn I'm feeling old! Excuse me but I've got to go now, I've got a Tivo'd episode of "Price is Right" to watch. :leaving

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So who's older??? You or the hills??? J/K!!!

Happy B-day

I think that dirt has him beat by a little. :thumbs Happy Birthday Dwayne, see ya next weekend. Robert :burnout

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