Habitat for Humanity Humor

[1EvilC5]

Date: Thu, 4 Jan 2007

Two Blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna, were doing some carpentry work

on a Habitat for Humanity house.

Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch,

pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing

those nails away?"

Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them

have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away."

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Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron!

Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"

Now that was funny

[Quiktrip]

Good one Phil. Robert

[Eddie44]

Heard it before but it was a polish joke back then. Still funny though!

[ChadC]

two guys walk into a bar

...third one ducks

[Desertdawg]

My wife and I were sitting in a fine restaurant when my wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. She kept glancing over at him throughout the meal.

Finally, I said, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?" "Yes," she replied. "He's my ex-husband, and he's been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

I said, "That's remarkable. I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."

She hasn't spoken to me since.

[P51tj]

good stuff all!

[Bigfoot]

My wife and I were sitting in a fine restaurant when my wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. She kept glancing over at him throughout the meal.

Finally, I said, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?" "Yes," she replied. "He's my ex-husband, and he's been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

I said, "That's remarkable. I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."

She hasn't spoken to me since.

Both funny...but Dawg, you take the cake with that one.