Eddie44 Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my penis and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. Moral of the Story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CrimsonNCream Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Great Joke! I think I have heard it before, but it was great again!🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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