P51tj Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 While driving my Vette, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?" As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.” "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!" "Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this." We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now." "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Still in the ditch with the Vette, I guess." Poor poor Jamye!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blk n Blu Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 I still don't buy the dear story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extender32 Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Maybe it was an Elk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie44 Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 Can’t fool me! He just wanted that wide body kit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 51 minutes ago, Eddie44 said: Can’t fool me! He just wanted that wide body kit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 You see, no one ever asked about what happened after the crash. And now you know !!!! 😜 i figured if nobody believes me about swerving around the deer. Then why would they believe me about Mrs. Boobs in the convertible... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extender32 Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 The saying "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" does not apply in your situation and no need to get you into further hot water with Jayme. That is why we never asked for further details. We got your back, mostly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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