Don't swing Fred !

[GOLDCYLON]

Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the 
woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. 

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just 
about every buttercup in the patch. 

 

All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little 
old woman appeared. 

 

She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to 
make those buttercups? 

 

Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for 
your popcorn for the rest of your life. Better still, you won't 
have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life...... 

As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the 
rest of your life!!!!!" 

 

Then POOF!.....she was gone! 

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 
 
"Fred, where are you?" 

Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows." 
 
Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, FRED; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T 
SWING!!!

[Chameleon]

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