roneva Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night,she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to Ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, And write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the Child Support payment to begin. One day, about 9 months later , he came home to his confused wife. 'You received a very strange postcard today,' she said. 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he replied. The wife obeyed. And watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without Send extra sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extender32 Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 9 x haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCMSH Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 ......I don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Now that one was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 39 minutes ago, Bigfoot said: Now that one was good. TheCMSH needs your help understanding the math aspect. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCMSH Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Spaghetti gives me heartburn and everyone knows Italians cant do math.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 On 9/18/2017 at 11:58 AM, Chameleon said: TheCMSH needs your help understanding the math aspect. . . Now that's even funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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