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HOXXOH

Why did I get divorced? 
Well, last week was my birthday. 
My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. 

As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" 
I felt so special. 
She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. 
She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked

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14 hours ago, HOXXOH said:

Why did I get divorced? 
Well, last week was my birthday. 
My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. 

As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" 
I felt so special. 
She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. 
She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked

 

Now that was good!!!:smilelol

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