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For All You Grandpa's


Eddie44

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Last week, I took my grand children to a restaurant.

My six-year-old grand-son asked if he could say grace.

As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank youfor the
food, and I would even thank you more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert. And liberty and justice for all! Amen!"

Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't evenknow how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!"

Hearing this, my grand-son burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?"

As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and Godwas certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table.

He winked at my grand-son and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer."
 
 "Really?" my grand-son asked.

"Cross my heart," the man replied.

Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark
had started this whole thing),

"Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes."
 
Naturally, I bought my grand-children ice cream at the end of the meal.My grand-son stared at his for a moment, and then did something I will
remember the rest of my life.

He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed itin front of the woman.
 
With a big smile he told her, "Here, this is for you. Shove it upyour ass you grouchy old bitch! "
 
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16 minutes ago, Bigfoot said:

I was expecting the warm fuzzy feeling for the kid giving up his ice cream. This was much better. :smilelol 

Agreed...

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