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Puns for the educated mind


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• How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it….


• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!-
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• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.


• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.


• Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.


• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .


• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.


• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.


• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.


• Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.


• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he
can stop any time.


• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it
dawned on me.


• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I'd never met herbivore.


• When chemists die, apparently they barium.


• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.


• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.


• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.


• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job
because she couldn't control her pupils?


• When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.


• Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.


• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.


• I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.


• All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been
stolen. As of now, it appears the police have nothing to go on.


• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.


• Velcro - what a rip off.

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