Extender32 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 • How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it…. • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!-DAWG's Fav • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. • Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool . • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. • Jokes about German sausages are the wurst. • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. • When chemists die, apparently they barium. • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. • I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? • When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble. • Broken pencils are pretty much pointless. • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. • I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx. • All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. As of now, it appears the police have nothing to go on. • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. • Velcro - what a rip off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! DAWG's Fav I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dvl4evr Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 all I see is a bunch of mispelled words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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