Big Tom Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 The year is 2016 and the United States has elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish president, Susan Goldfarb. She calls up her mother a few weeks after election day and says, 'So, Mom, I assume you'll be coming to my inauguration?' ... 'I don't think so. It's a ten hour drive, your father isn't as young as he used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.' 'Don't worry about it Mom, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door.' 'I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy-schmantzy, what on earth would I wear?' Susan assures her, 'I'll make sure you have a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in New York.' 'Honey,' Mom complains, 'you know I can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat.' The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Mom. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York, kosher all the way. Mom, I really want you to come.' So Mom reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Susan Goldfarb is being sworn in as President of the United States. In the front row sits the new President's mother, who leans over to a senator sitting next to her and says, 'You see that woman with her hand on the Torah, becoming President of the United States?' The Senator whispers back, 'Yes I do.' Mom says proudly, 'Her brother is a doctor.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Final Effort Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Holy Crap, I had to read that whole thing ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Holy Crap, I had to read that whole thing ... 3 to 4 sittings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I get it but that was a long story....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daltimaion Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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