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The Lone Ranger...

Big Tom

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer.

After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought youd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.

Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the saloon to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"


"Nothing, but you left your injun runnin!"

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Lone Ranger and Tonto have been holed up in a canyon fighting off the Comanches for three days and nights. The Lone Ranger is haggard and exhausted knowing their fate is near. The Lone Ranger goes up to Tonto and says "We're done for. I only have six bullets and there is over 100 Indians advancing. I want you to know how much I treasured your companionship and help over the years Tonto, but this is the end. They are going to get us. We are done."

To which Tonto said

"What you mean we, white man?"

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