Guest badbobs95 Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Hope you have a fun day, old boy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extender32 Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Happy Happy Birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kahuna1 Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Happy B-Day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Happy Birthday brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Just for you Big Tom.... Happy B-Day!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedfastvette Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Happy Birthday! Hope it's a great one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLs Mistress Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Happy Birthday !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCMSH Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Happy birthday Big Tom!!! In honor of your special day sir, here is the worst joke I know: "What do you call a masturbating cow?" Beef stroking-off Bazinga!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Moooo! Happy Birthday Tommy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOTV8 Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Happy birfday Tom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Happy Birthday BigTom. Is that t bad if I laugh at Jims bad joke but not yours ??? Enjoy the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Happy B-Day Tom...hopefully you get a new joke book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black beauty Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Happy b-day bud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiperf406 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Happy Bday Tom. ! Have a great one & many more !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Tom Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Thanks for all the good wishes.... I haven't finished opening the presents yet, but no new Joke Book. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Tom Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Wait, I spoke too soon....It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift certificate envelope.At the second house they presented him with a box of fine imported cigars.The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.At each of the houses along his route, he was met with congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts of all types and values.At the final house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful young blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where they had a most passionate liaison.Afterwards, they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.As she was pouring, he noticed a $5 dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge."All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, ".....but what's the five dollars for?""Well," she said, "Last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you?"He said, "...Screw him...give him $5 bucks." The blonde then blushed and said, "....But the breakfast was my idea." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y2krtaf Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Happy Birthday!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMBZ4ME Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Happy Birthday!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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