Big Tom Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 A small boy named Bruce lived in a suburb of Sydney , Australia .None of his classmates liked him cause of his stupidity, especially his teacher,who was always yelling at him, "You're driving me mad Bruce".One day Bruce's mum came to school to check on how he was doing. The teachertold his mum honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very lowmarks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.The mum was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and movedout of Sydney,relocating to Newcastle .25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardiodisease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only onesurgeon could perform.Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which wassuccessful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsomedoctor smiling down at her.She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, sheraised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died.The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when heturned around he saw our friend Bruce, working as a cleaner in the clinic,who had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner!Did you think that Bruce became a heart-surgeon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 2.8/10....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 That's not a joke... How are we supposed to boo if it wasn't supposed to be funny to start with ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 The 2.8 was given just for posting......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1jester Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Its a nine but we have too many brUces on this page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Who's Bruce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 That was...bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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