Jump to content

A boy named Bruce.

Big Tom

Recommended Posts

A small boy named Bruce lived in a suburb of Sydney , Australia .

None of his classmates liked him cause of his stupidity, especially his teacher,

who was always yelling at him, "You're driving me mad Bruce".

One day Bruce's mum came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher

told his mum honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low

marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.

The mum was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved

out of Sydney,relocating to Newcastle .

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio

disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one

surgeon could perform.

Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was

successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome

doctor smiling down at her.

She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she

raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died.

The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he

turned around he saw our friend Bruce, working as a cleaner in the clinic,

who had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner!

Did you think that Bruce became a heart-surgeon?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

That's not a joke... How are we supposed to boo if it wasn't supposed to be funny to start with ?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Create New...