Extender32 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Sensitivity Course for Men — Final Examination 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship. B. Your blood-test results. C. Five tequila slammers. 3. You always time your orgasm so that: A. Your partner climaxes first. B. You both climax simultaneously. C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center. 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: A. Healthy, creative love-play. B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to. C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about. 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: A. The best part of the experience. B. The second best part of the experience. C. $100 extra. 6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is: A. Of no influence on your affection for her. B. Not a problem, she can join your gym. C. A conservative estimate. 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is: A. A myth. B. An oxymoron. C. A moron. 8. Foreplay is to sex as: A. An appetizer is to an entree. B. Primer is to paint. C. A long line is to an amusement park ride. 9. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy. B. Is uptight and a waste of time. C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place. Evaluating Results: If you answered A more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man. If you answered B more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused. If you answered C more than 7 times, YOU DA MAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Desertdawg Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I answered letter C 9 times, then I read it to my wife and she changed all of my answers to letter A, Do I have to carry a purse like Timmeh now ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I answered letter C 9 times, then I read it to my wife and she changed all of my answers to letter A, Do I have to carry a purse like Timmeh now ???I don't think you can pull it out as well as I did...opps, I mean pull it off!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I tried, I picked up Jammye's purse and held it like she does, then said "...howesssthisss " ..[./ lisp ] She took her purse and walked away..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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