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Matt was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. He was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, so he decided to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card. Three months later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

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Did Matt still bang her like a screen door in a tornado?

And risk losing half of his remaining inheritance? I hope not.... :lol

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