Extender32 Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 My grandmother died in the 80's but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce: The long walks we used to take to the shop in town, the 5 cents she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or cleaning off the driveway. Her soothing hands when I would get hurt. But the thing I remember most was her sage advice. Once when I was about 13, we were sitting in the park enjoying a cookie and a Coke. She told me that one-day I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family. "Always remember this, she said. "Be sure you marry a woman with small fingers & hands." "How come, Grandma?" She smiled and said gently, "Makes your dick look bigger." Grandma was special! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C4orce2 Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 My wife's hands and fingers are very small. Never realized how lucky I am until now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 Sorry to hear you needed grandma's advise Larry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kahuna1 Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 pick a doctor with small fingers too - just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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