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Advice from Grandma


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My grandmother died in the 80's but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce:

The long walks we used to take to the shop in town, the 5 cents she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or cleaning off the driveway.

Her soothing hands when I would get hurt. But the thing I remember most was her sage advice.

Once when I was about 13, we were sitting in the park enjoying a cookie and a Coke.

She told me that one-day I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family.

"Always remember this, she said. "Be sure you marry a woman with small fingers & hands."

"How come, Grandma?"

She smiled and said gently, "Makes your dick look bigger."

Grandma was special!

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My wife's hands and fingers are very small. Never realized how lucky I am until now!! :facepalm:

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