roneva Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer of a girl came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt. She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.” I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen?” Her eyes lit up and she said, “I sure do!" I said, “ Well, you better get back into it, before the farmer notices you’re missing.” My dental surgery is on Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extender32 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kahuna1 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 She was only the farmers daughter - but all the horse manure I'd like you to meet my wife and sister - "Edna - get out here and say howdy" And when you looked at her from the back, it looked like two hogs fightin' in a tater' sack hey where do you think she got all those bruises - thats from guys touchin' her with 10 foot poles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 nice one Ron... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest racingchester Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Choice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aenigma Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Still laughing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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