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I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when
a butt-ugly, big old heifer of a girl came up behind me, and
slapped me on the butt.
She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen?”
Her eyes lit up and she said, “I sure do!"
I said, “ Well, you better get back into it, before the farmer notices
you’re missing.”

My dental surgery is on Monday.
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She was only the farmers daughter - but all the horse manure

I'd like you to meet my wife and sister - "Edna - get out here and say howdy"

And when you looked at her from the back, it looked like two hogs fightin' in a tater' sack

hey where do you think she got all those bruises - thats from guys touchin' her with 10 foot poles

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