Shifty Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two cases of Four Peaks Kilterlifterat teh grocery store. I placed the boxes on teh front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at teh next pump. She glanced at the two boxes of beer, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?" ..... I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind o' beer 'ya got?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buccaneer Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 OK, I chuckled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Yep, good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Only in Shiftys mind does it REALLY work that way...oh yea, I snorted!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Posted March 28, 2014 Author Share Posted March 28, 2014 Only in Shiftys mind does it REALLY work that way...oh yea, I snorted!!!Not true...if I had my way, it would have been a redhead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extender32 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Groan........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black beauty Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 9/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porvette Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 All depends how much beer she had to give...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvettech Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 that's chuckle worthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOALNGO Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Where do you buy your gas? I'm going to start buying gas there.....and beer!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Posted March 30, 2014 Author Share Posted March 30, 2014 Where do you buy your gas? I'm going to start buying gas there.....and beer!!I don't actually "buy" gas, I trade sex for it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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