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This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two cases of Four Peaks Kilterlifter

at teh grocery store. I placed the boxes on teh front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at teh next pump. She glanced at the two boxes of beer, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?" ..... I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind o' beer 'ya got?"

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Only in Shiftys mind does it REALLY work that way...oh yea, I snorted!!!

Not true...if I had my way, it would have been a redhead...

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Where do you buy your gas? I'm going to start buying gas there.....and beer!!

I don't actually "buy" gas, I trade sex for it...

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