Big Tom Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed, and knows the end is near, he is with a nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons. "So", he says to them: "Bernie , I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses." "Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza ." "Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center ." "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown." The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says, "Mrs. Schwartz,... your husband must have been such a hardworking man to have accumulated all this property". . .......... . . .Sarah replies, "Property? That jerk has a paper route!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 7/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Good one Big Tom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hd-wingnut Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 I'd give that one a solid 8! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest badbobs95 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Like he said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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