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WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep he r previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

NOW when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

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Not sure Jack was a only child I think he had a brother Bob . He want on to work for UPS as I recall . Was during that time period he got the nick name B S . If you trace BS back to its source it is tried to JS so BS and JS are the same family...

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Not sure Jack was a only child I think he had a brother Bob . He want on to work for UPS as I recall . Was during that time period he got the nick name B S . If you trace BS back to its source it is tried to JS so BS and JS are the same family...

And that's the reason that UPS is often refered to as Brown.

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Been working at UPS or Brown for 25+ years.... a few years back a lady customer of mine asked if she could have 1 of my socks... so when I asked her what she wanted 1 ups sock for she replied... "I'm gonna leave it on the floor in my bedroom for my husband to find when he gets home from work"...

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Been working at UPS or Brown for 25+ years.... a few years back a lady customer of mine asked if she could have 1 of my socks... so when I asked her what she wanted 1 ups sock for she replied... "I'm gonna leave it on the floor in my bedroom for my husband to find when he gets home from work"...

Did the sock have Bobs name on it

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Been working at UPS or Brown for 25+ years.... a few years back a lady customer of mine asked if she could have 1 of my socks... so when I asked her what she wanted 1 ups sock for she replied... "I'm gonna leave it on the floor in my bedroom for my husband to find when he gets home from work"...

Did the sock have Bobs name on it

Were socks even invented way back then????

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Been working at UPS or Brown for 25+ years.... a few years back a lady customer of mine asked if she could have 1 of my socks... so when I asked her what she wanted 1 ups sock for she replied... "I'm gonna leave it on the floor in my bedroom for my husband to find when he gets home from work"...

Did the sock have Bobs name on it

Were socks even invented way back then????

Oh, you guys are good! Ouch. :squish:

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