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10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years...

Listen, guys, now we know why Pamela Anderson made her transplants: to make us healthier. "Angels of mercy" like Jordan just prolong our life and Hugh Hefner knows it.

A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." said Weatherby.

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I find this report inconclusive, the report did not indicate if the men were monitored`or left alone; did they look at pictures or were these real women they got to observe? I'm guessing the real study left out one important factor; that those who got to look at well endowed womens breasts did not abstain from flogging the xxxx and that is the real reason why they'll live longer.

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I find this report inconclusive, the report did not indicate if the men were monitored`or left alone; did they look at pictures or were these real women they got to observe? I'm guessing the real study left out one important factor; that those who got to look at well endowed womens breasts did not abstain from flogging the xxxx and that is the real reason why they'll live longer.

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And if so, we would need to integrate data from the much touted "going blind" theories, which would then decrease or even cancel any long term benefits.

However, there is enough data to support and encourage weekly expeditions to local strip clubs!

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I find this report inconclusive, the report did not indicate if the men were monitored`or left alone; did they look at pictures or were these real women they got to observe? I'm guessing the real study left out one important factor; that those who got to look at well endowed womens breasts did not abstain from flogging the xxxx and that is the real reason why they'll live longer.

:werd:

And if so, we would need to integrate data from the much touted "going blind" theories, which would then decrease or even cancel any long term benefits.

However, there is enough data to support and encourage weekly expeditions to local strip clubs!

I'm "UP" for that! :banannarainbow:

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I find this report inconclusive, the report did not indicate if the men were monitored`or left alone; did they look at pictures or were these real women they got to observe? I'm guessing the real study left out one important factor; that those who got to look at well endowed womens breasts did not abstain from flogging the xxxx and that is the real reason why they'll live longer.

:werd:

And if so, we would need to integrate data from the much touted "going blind" theories, which would then decrease or even cancel any long term benefits.

However, there is enough data to support and encourage weekly expeditions to local strip clubs!

I'm "UP" for that! :banannarainbow:

You better get a new pacemaker first.:smilelol

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No wonder I had a Stroke, I'm a leg man............. But I will change!!!!!!!!

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I find this report inconclusive, the report did not indicate if the men were monitored`or left alone; did they look at pictures or were these real women they got to observe? I'm guessing the real study left out one important factor; that those who got to look at well endowed womens breasts did not abstain from flogging the xxxx and that is the real reason why they'll live longer.

:werd:

And if so, we would need to integrate data from the much touted "going blind" theories, which would then decrease or even cancel any long term benefits.

However, there is enough data to support and encourage weekly expeditions to local strip clubs!

Yeah there were plenty of guys "Turning Japanese" I'm sure.

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I find this report inconclusive, the report did not indicate if the men were monitored`or left alone; did they look at pictures or were these real women they got to observe? I'm guessing the real study left out one important factor; that those who got to look at well endowed womens breasts did not abstain from flogging the xxxx and that is the real reason why they'll live longer.

:werd:

And if so, we would need to integrate data from the much touted "going blind" theories, which would then decrease or even cancel any long term benefits.

However, there is enough data to support and encourage weekly expeditions to local strip clubs!

I'm "UP" for that! :banannarainbow:

You don't need to go to strip clubs,Just freeway off ramps
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I'm pretty sure boob watching works.

My dad frequented the mall, simply so he could watch the gals while my mom shopped. He made it to 95 and it wasn't his heart that ended his boob watching.

Here's one from 2 weeks before the end.

I plan to carry on the paternal traditions. :edward:

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