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Frozen Crabs & the Blonde


Marana Rich

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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyerand proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thawout. Needless to say she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin “Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in NewOrleans please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up....so she took them home and ate them. Two lessons here: 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.> 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.

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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyerand proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thawout.

Needless to say she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin “Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in NewOrleans please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up....so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.>

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.

2/10...old one....

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