Chameleon Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Okay guys, this is old, but I thought I'd post it up in honor of all the "mature" women around ACE (female members, wives and girlfriends) who take all those lunches at Hooter's and the Tilted Kilt with good humor. . . A mature woman will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a mature woman doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Mature women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Mature women are generous with praise, which is often undeserved by the recipient. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a mature woman. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a mature woman is far sexier (and usually considerably more experienced), than her younger counterpart. Mature women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Unfortunately, for every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot, mature woman, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az-gold Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Holy crap. Man basher. LOL 8/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedfastvette Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie44 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 and Kim appreciated it too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LastC3 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buccaneer Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 HOLY CRAP! Define a little sausage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 but I thought I'd post it up in honor of all the "mature" women around ACE We have these in ACE??? You must be talkin bout AGE and not actions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedfastvette Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 but I thought I'd post it up in honor of all the "mature" women around ACE We have these in ACE??? You must be talkin bout AGE and not actions... You know thats a compliment, because some of us will never grow up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOG LUVR Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Oh how true!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Okay guys, this is old, but I thought I'd post it up in honor of all the "mature" women around ACE (female members, wives and girlfriends) who take all those lunches at Hooter's and the Tilted Kilt with good humor. . . A mature woman will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a mature woman doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Mature women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Mature women are generous with praise, which is often undeserved by the recipient. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a mature woman. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a mature woman is far sexier (and usually considerably more experienced), than her younger counterpart. Mature women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Unfortunately, for every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot, mature woman, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Try this one on..... Cougars have less then a 90% chance of going back to men their age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted June 22, 2010 Author Share Posted June 22, 2010 HOLY CRAP! Define a little sausage? Definition of LITTLE: lit·tle (lit′'l) 1. small in size; not big, large, or great 2. small in amount, number, or degree; not much 3. short in duration or distance; brief; not long 4. small in force, intensity, etc.; weak 5. trivial; trifling TAKE YER PICK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buccaneer Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 HOLY CRAP! Define a little sausage? Definition of LITTLE: lit·tle (lit′'l) 1. small in size; not big, large, or great 2. small in amount, number, or degree; not much 3. short in duration or distance; brief; not long 4. small in force, intensity, etc.; weak 5. trivial; trifling TAKE YER PICK! Ok, now that we have determined the definition of what little is in geneal terms, exactly what size would that be in, let's say distance...Exactly? Mmmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L8RDAYS Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 10/10 DITTO!! I love it! I laughed the loudest at this part causing Marco to become even more deaf!! ---> For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Tee hee hee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Y Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Here's a little something for the ladies... a banana hammock pic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedfastvette Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Here's a little something for the ladies... a banana hammock pic! Ted...Ted...Ted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted June 22, 2010 Author Share Posted June 22, 2010 OMG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 OMG! Was it him?...it looked like him....was it him?OMG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buccaneer Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Now thats some funny S&%@ right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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