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Marriage Jokes

Big Tom

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At a cocktail party, one man said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong woman.' * * * * * A man inserted an ad in the classified: 'Wife Wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' * * * * * When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. * * * * * A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.' * * * * * A young son asked, 'Is i t true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.' * * * * * Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.' * * * * * First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!' Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

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