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A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and put them back in and, when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,750) when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic.... "Try doing it with the engine running."

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Nothing rings truer to that than transferring computer server loads while people are pounding them with wreckless abandon on a 24/7 schedule. I've walked many of those high wires. Even though this joke is older than Malcom (ACE's fastest old fart), I still have to give it a 9.7 / 10. :willy 'Try it while it's running'

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Nothing rings truer to that than transferring computer server loads while people are pounding them with wreckless abandon on a 24/7 schedule. I've walked many of those high wires. Even though this joke is older than Malcom (ACE's fastest old fart), I still have to give it a 9.7 / 10. :willy

'Try it while it's running'

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