FROZEN CARBURETOR

[Big Tom]

In the fun world of the administration of justice, not all the laughs are in the court-room. Indeed, giggles and guffaws can erupt at almost any time or place. For example: On a bitterly cold winter's day several years ago in northern British Columbia, a RCMP constable on patrol came across a motorcyclist, who was swathed in protective clothing and helmet, stalled by the roadside. "What's the matter?" asked the policeman. "Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply. "Pee on it. That'll thaw it out." "Can't." "OK, Watch me and I will show you." The constable lubricated the carburetor, as promised. The bike started and the rider drove off, waving. A few days later, the detachment office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorbike rider. It began: "On behalf of my daughter, who recently was stranded..."

[chevyguy1969]

6/10 That new book is really paying off.

[old yeller]

you were on a roll, then this one came up. 2/10. Keep trying.

[ChadC]

of all the jokes in my life time, this one. ...i have never heard before. bravo 6/10

[Marco]

[Guest racingchester]

If it was that cold, i'm suprised he could get the tally whacker out far enough to thaw the carb out......

[P51tj]

He had to stick his finger up his butt and yell snake to scare it out.....

[old yeller]

He had to stick his finger up his butt and yell snake to scare it out.....

Now that is funnier than the original joke.