Big Tom Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadC Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 3/10 meh.. you are in the ball park tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F22trainer Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 what makes it even funnier - my mom sent that joke to me last week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Sorry Tom, perhaps Santa will bring you a new book................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 That was so lame, it doesn't even deserve a response Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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