Eddie44 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Big Poppa Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Finally, some good Tiger jokes. That was only 3 days. The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I don't know exactly...put me down for a 5." Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with." Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy? Hello, Mr. Woods. This is the On Star operator. We have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window. We've called Nike. A new club is on its way. Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!! Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant. Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Boy oh boy it dont take long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phill's Vette Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Whos Tiger Woods..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Wonder if the wife cheats? Volunteers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1EVLC7 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Boy oh boy it dont take long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with." That one was funny!!! 9/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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