Big Tom Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 A guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar with him. So he asked the centipede in the box,"Would you like to go to the bar with me today? We will have a good time." But there was no answer from his new pet.. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to the bar with me and score some girls?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time. This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to the bar with me and score some girls?" This time, a little voice came out of the box, "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old yeller Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P51tj Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Speechless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Y Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Another Big Tom classic, for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vidal1313 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 2/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phill's Vette Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 There is not a smiley to express my feelings........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 -2/10........totally orange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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