jstrutt Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 DON'T FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY!Don't forget to mark your calendars.As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman naked other than his wife . He must commit suicide if he does.So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women.Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.God bless America ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I will support my country with my chair and six pack!!! thanks J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewstein Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 All Muslims aren't terrorists you know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 All Muslims aren't terrorists you know...he's just sayin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 You haven't seen some of my neighbors...I'd rather gouge my eyes out than see them naked. Lets just make it hot chics and MILFs?I've got at least 12 - 18 beers in the fridge with a lawnchair in the garage so I'm ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mikey Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 What am I supposed to wear while sitting in my lawn chair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 What am I supposed to wear while sitting in my lawn chair? You? As much as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted July 16, 2009 Author Share Posted July 16, 2009 What am I supposed to wear while sitting in my lawn chair? You? As much as possible. ..... 9.5/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anmracing2 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 All Muslims aren't terrorists you know...WOOT! Another IBTL.... I'm getting my free posts today!!!!!Andrew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie44 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 All Muslims aren't terrorists you know...Yes, but most of them do tell christian jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two Fangs Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Two Fangs Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Touche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blk n Blu Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 While we're talking terrorists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewstein Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 All Muslims aren't terrorists you know...WOOT! Another IBTL.... I'm getting my free posts today!!!!!AndrewI think they only get locked when someone whines like a bitch to the mods right?Yes, but most of them do tell christian jokes!Yeah we can bring up another ridiculous religion if you want. I don't see how two wrongs make a right though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie44 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Yes, but most of them do tell christian jokes!Yeah we can bring up another ridiculous religion if you want. I don't see how two wrongs make a right though...Drew, it would no doubt surprise you but you and I are pretty closely aligned when it comes to religion, that's partly why I feel it's okay to maintain a sense of humor about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted July 21, 2009 Author Share Posted July 21, 2009 Holy crapola Bat Woman..................did I start a kurfufel? I got a few about Catholics...hey, I'm Catholic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewstein Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Yes, but most of them do tell christian jokes!Yeah we can bring up another ridiculous religion if you want. I don't see how two wrongs make a right though...Drew, it would no doubt surprise you but you and I are pretty closely aligned when it comes to religion, that's partly why I feel it's okay to maintain a sense of humor about it.Lol that's funny. Generalities annoy me though. No big deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Y Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Yes, but most of them do tell christian jokes!Yeah we can bring up another ridiculous religion if you want. I don't see how two wrongs make a right though...Drew, it would no doubt surprise you but you and I are pretty closely aligned when it comes to religion, that's partly why I feel it's okay to maintain a sense of humor about it.Lol that's funny. Generalities annoy me though. No big deal.So, generally speaking, you're annoyed by generalities? Got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted July 21, 2009 Author Share Posted July 21, 2009 Ted, that could be a new tag line.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie44 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Yes, but most of them do tell christian jokes!Yeah we can bring up another ridiculous religion if you want. I don't see how two wrongs make a right though...Drew, it would no doubt surprise you but you and I are pretty closely aligned when it comes to religion, that's partly why I feel it's okay to maintain a sense of humor about it.Lol that's funny. Generalities annoy me though. No big deal.You must go through life annoyed then huh? Trust me, life's too short to be annoyed all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 I don't see how two wrongs make a right though...This one time in high school I got in a fight with a kid, last name Wong.Coach comes over to break it up and asks what the hell is going on. I told him something about what the kid did or said and coach says, "Two Wongs don't make a wight."True story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 1FASTC4 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Yes, but most of them do tell christian jokes!Yeah we can bring up another ridiculous religion if you want. I don't see how two wrongs make a right though...Drew, it would no doubt surprise you but you and I are pretty closely aligned when it comes to religion, that's partly why I feel it's okay to maintain a sense of humor about it.Lol that's funny. Generalities annoy me though. No big deal.So, generally speaking, you're annoyed by generalities? Got it.Let's be fair here Ted. I think you're generalizing a bit, in general.The best part of this is that the original post contained no generalities regarding muslims. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Y Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Yes, but most of them do tell christian jokes!Yeah we can bring up another ridiculous religion if you want. I don't see how two wrongs make a right though...Drew, it would no doubt surprise you but you and I are pretty closely aligned when it comes to religion, that's partly why I feel it's okay to maintain a sense of humor about it.Lol that's funny. Generalities annoy me though. No big deal.So, generally speaking, you're annoyed by generalities? Got it.Let's be fair here Ted. I think you're generalizing a bit, in general.The best part of this is that the original post contained no generalities regarding muslims. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!I am annoyed by multiple quoting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstrutt Posted July 22, 2009 Author Share Posted July 22, 2009 I'm annoyed that you're annoyed by multiple quoting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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