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Desertdawg

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He's gone, Untimely death. He read you could light farts with matches and took off like the dog in his avatar.

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I'm still here until tonight, we leave early tomorrow to get to SD...

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LMAO! Shhhh.... :cool I came home to find Marc's computer sitting here on this thread and just had to chime in!!

How much force must one apply to get that fart out anyway?!

If you're like my wonderful considerate man, Marc, the answer to that question is:

You use every muscle and put your entire body into expelling that gas that causes your loved one to wake up out of a deep sleep!!

....shhhh... but I didn't tell you all that! :howdy

Lisa

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Phill's Vette
Ever fart so hard your nose tickled. Just asking.

Ever fart and it gives you goose bumps? :3gears:

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Please tell me while this was going on that Jaymme and the girls were up in Flag...

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Ever fart so bad and you coudln't stand it yourself?

Ever fart outside and cleared a 20 foot radius around you in all directions?

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cannondale5050

I like to fart in elevators just as i am getting off so i can turn around and see peoples reaction as the doors close on them. :evil:

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I like to fart in elevators just as i am getting off so i can turn around and see peoples reaction as the doors close on them. :evil:

That's not right. :toetap If you're going to deal it, you better stew in it with the rest of us.

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Please tell me while this was going on that Jaymme and the girls were up in Flag...

I pay the bills, they have to put up with me.... :lol

If you're like my wonderful considerate man,

....shhhh... but I didn't tell you all that! :howdy

Lisa

Don't worry Lisa, we won't tell him!!!!

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