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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night,she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to Ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child  turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, And write 'Spaghetti'  on the back. He would then arrange for the Child Support payment to begin. One day, about  9 months later , he came home to his confused wife.  'You received a very strange postcard today,' she said.
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he replied. The wife obeyed.

And watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without
Send extra sauce.

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TheCMSH

......I don't get it

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Chameleon
39 minutes ago, Bigfoot said:

Now that one was good. :thumbs 

 

TheCMSH needs your help understanding the math aspect. . . :lol

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TheCMSH

Spaghetti gives me heartburn and everyone knows Italians cant do math..............  :leaving 

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Bigfoot
On 9/18/2017 at 11:58 AM, Chameleon said:

 

TheCMSH needs your help understanding the math aspect. . . :lol

Now that's even funnier. :smilelol 

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