HOXXOH Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 A white haired geezer walked into a jeweler store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.The old guy said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.' At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said.The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old guy seeing this said, 'We'll take it.' The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the geezer stated, 'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the geezer and said 'Sir...There's no money in that account. ''I know,' said the old geezer...'But let me tell you about my weekend.' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Nice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 NICE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extender32 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Sounds like something you would do Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest badbobs95 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Hahahahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 I'm gonna try this, I'll let you guys know if it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JacksAO Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 What hospital do you want us to send the get well cards to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 . . . and you'll be buying a new frying pan to replace the one that got broken flogging your ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desertdawg Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 It didn't work, she smacked the shit out of me for even suggesting I needed to find a younger good looking girl to take to the jewelry store. Didn't even get a chance to say why.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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